Year: 1999

A car-crazed guy brought his weird fantasy to the Spring Break Fantasies show, and the result was much, much more humiliating than sexy. See, he had this idea of a car wash with girls in bikinis doing the washing—and with him as the car. So he got down on all fours and some bikini babes gamely attempted to wash him as if he were a car, and not a dork.

Looking good, Lightning McQueen, looking real good...