Rockstar is asking for just the teensiest more patience from fans regarding the delay of the video game equivalent to the second coming of Jesus. 

It's been some time since we've recieved any new news regarding the release of Grand Theft Auto V. Well, ya' know, since it was delayed from a Spring 2013 release date to a September 17 release date. But Rockstar wants to assure you that it's for your own good. Honest.

"As we have said before, we have often had long gaps between asset releases on previous games and will continue to do so in the future. We are sorry if you find this frustrating, but please understand, we don't do this because we 'don't care about our fans', 'don't respect our fans', 'hate GTA fans etc' - precisely the opposite!

"We do it because we want to make sure we only release 100% correct information, and because we want to keep plenty back for the actual game release so there are still lots of surprises when you play it."

"Sorry, we can't provide a timeline as to when you can expect more info or media from GTAV. Right now we're just bunkered down busy working on the game and aren't ready to share anything new - please be patient and of course there will be more to see in the months leading up to game release. Thank you."

You've got us looking at our calendars like September is the birth of our first born child, Rockstar. Don't squander the capital you've earned. Bring the goods, and we'll forget all about this delay. What do you think about the new 'no news' news? Let us know.

[via OXM]