Your lady cannot seem to find anything wrong with your boy. As soon as he comes around, she doesn't hesitate to tell him that his hair looks great, his sneakers are fresh, and that he smells good.

She gushes over every detail he reveals about himself and is amazed by how he is so ambitious, generous, and personable. While, you do agree that your best friend is a pretty awesome guy, when was the last time wifey gave you some props?

Oh, the pat on the back last night after your 5 minute session in the sheets? Ouch.