Once upon a time, going to college was a clear-cut choice. A haven for the academic elite and the perpetually drunk (also the perpetually drunk academic elite) to find enlightenment, universities represented the collective ambition of students everywhere.

Nowadays, deciding to go to college is a more complicated decision. Or, rather, it's still easy, but we're all in denial about the sad truth. Just look at the facts. With graduates across the country racking up insurmountable debt, students battling rising tuition costs, and value of degrees plunging at the pace of an aging Trump's IQ, it's easy to see why now's not the best time to enroll.

For those of you still on the fence, here's a breakdown: 10 Reasons You Shouldn't Enroll in College Right Now.

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