Where: Portland, OR
Website: twitter.com/CasaDiablo

How do you know if someone's vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you. If your animal-loving friend finally found someone who can put up with just how vocal he is about his diet, it is time to celebrate by taking him over to Casa Diablo, America's first vegan-only strip club. Not only is there no meat on the menu, but the majority of the dancers are meat-free and the ladies are forbidden from wearing fur, leather, or snakeskin. If you're as choosy about your diet as you are your lap dances, this looks like the place to be. Bonus points if you don't consider the dietary preferences of your meat-loving friends, and forget to mention that they won't be able to have a burger with their beer.