Where: Williamsburg, VA
Website: colonialwilliamsburg.com 

Virginia's historical attraction theme park markets heavier to bachelorettes than they do bachelors, but that doesn't mean you can't take advantage of some Revolutionary era amusement on your college buddy's last night as a free man. Colonial Williamsburg's website has an entire section dedicated to Night Life. There, they invite you to "gather in Shields Tavern for a rousing, one-of-a-kind meal, take a Tavern Ghost Tour to learn about the lesser-known inhabitants of the city, then stop by Chowning's during Gambols for some light refreshment and 18th-century entertainment." Yes, we did search the Internet for a colonial strip club wherein wenches might doff their knickers. No, we did not find such a place. [Author's Note: If Williamsburg locals know of a colonial themed strip club, reach out to me on Twitter @muddycreekU].