Date: 2/11/2013
Hack Highlight: "Started from the bottom now were [sic] here"

We're still not sure why BlackBerry named Alicia Keys creative director, nor are we sure what that job will entail. What we are sure about, however, is that if a phone company announces you as one of its new acquisitions right after it introduced a brand new phone, you should not get caught publicly using a competitor's phone a few days later. But that's exactly what happened as Ms. Keys was caught tweeting a Drake lyric from an iPhone. She claims her account was hacked, but unless the hacker was in OVO, we're not buying it. - Damien Scott