Fancy a burger? A fur burger perhaps? Rich boy Russell (Leigh McCloskey) is up for a hefty trust fund payout—if he can only graduate from college. After getting kicked out of a few of the classier ones, he ends up at Busterburger U.

The college's punny name is the most subtle part of this flick that features some great racial stereotyping (if that's your thing), a female-male rape attempt, and Dick Butkus, among other things. Dick Butkus in a burger movie—may-yo!