The 40 Most Ratchet Media Take Out Headlines

MediaTakeOut is an urban gossip news site founded by Fred Mwangaguhunga in 2006. Here are the 40 most ratchet MediaTakeOut headlines.

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The blog style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, though, might be its approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines.

After Showing Her AZZ Yesterday In The Day . . . Kim Kar-TRASH-Ian Decided . . . To Show Her BREASTISES In The Evening!!

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SHOCK PIC: Willow Smith Posts A Pic ONLINE . . . She's SQUATTING On the Toilet . . . And EATING Toilet Paper!!!

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SHOCKER: Frank Ocean's Boyfriend Gets EXPLICIT On Twitter . . . Talks About LICKIN BALLZ And Er'Rything!!!

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AWWWWWWWWW!!! Drake Ran Into His LONG LOST HOMIE In The Club . . . Meet The Dude Whose D*CK Drake Was Riding . . . BEFORE WEEZY!!

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LMAOOOOO!! Just When We're Giving CREDIT To Amber Rose For Being The MOST STYLISH REGNANT CHICK . . . She Goes And Pulls This RATCHETNESS!!

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IT'S GOING DOWN!!! R&B Singer Keyshia Cole Goes On TWITTER . . . And Threatens To SLAP THE SH*T Outta Her Sister Neffe . . . The Next Time She SEES HER!!!

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CAUGHT SLIPPING!!! Groupie 'ACCIDENTALLY' Posts Pics Of NBA SUPERSTAR Kevin Durant . . . IN THE BED!!!!

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MTO WORLD BREAKING NEWS: They Just CONFIRMED It . . . Mimi From Love And Hip Hop Used To F*CK Joseline And Steebie . . . AT THE SAME DANG TIME!!!

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Remember That PRE-TEEN Group B% That Diddy Was PROMOTING . . . Well The LEAD SINGER ust Knocked Up His Girlfriend!! (Bikini Pics Of The PREGNANT CHICK)

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Rapper RICK Ross Is THAT DUDE . .. He's Got A CUP OF LEAN In One Hand . . . A BLUNT In The Other . . . And A LIGHT SKINNED CHICK Around His Waist!!!

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OH MY GAWWWWWWWD!!! Woman PRAISES Her Babys Father . . . For Going To EXTREME MEASURES To Get His Daughter DIAPERS!! (Men . . . How Far Would YOU GO For Your Child)

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OH MY!!! Lady Gaga Has A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION . . . She Was Bending Over And BUSSING IT . . . And Her Pants Split!! (She Ain't Got NO DRAWERS Either)

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CAUGHT IN THE ACT???? Rihanna And Chris Brown Are Spotted LEAVING THE CLUB . . . With Mysterious WHITE POWDER STAINS On Their Pants!!!

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BREAKING NEWS: Ice T's Wife CoCo CAUGHT In A New SCANDAL . . . Now Pics Of Some Dude SQUEEZING HER AZZ In The Club Are Leaked!!! (Ice T's Pimpin . . . Is RAGGEDY)

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WHAT THE F*CK???? Rapper Chief Keef's MOTHER . . . Is Photo;d Throwing Up GANG SIGNS ON INSTAGRAM!!!

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BREAKING NEWS!!! A Fight Breaks Out At A BABY SHOWER . . . 200 People Fighting . . . FOUR Arrested Including The Babys Father!! (Please Don't Let Them Be BLACK)

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ROBBING THE CRADLE???? NFL Baller Desean Stevenson Is Dating A Girl . . . That Just Turned 18 A Few WEEKS AGO!! (Is She TOO YOUNG . . . Or JUST RIGHT)

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SAVING CHICK!!! Diana Ross May Be A MEGA MILLIONAIRE . . . But That Doesn't Stop Her From Using COUPONS AT THE STORE!!!

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AWWW SH*T!!! Former NBA Commentator AHMAD RASHAD Is On The Verge Of DIVORCE . . . From His BILLIONAIRE SUGAR MAMA!!!

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We Know We're GOING TO HELL For Saying This . . . But We THINK That We've Found . . . PRECIOUS' Twin Sister!!!

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MTO EXCLUSIVE PICS: NeNe Had An ACCIDENT . . . She 'FORGOT' To Wear Drawers . . . And Her Leggings Had A HOLE IN THE CROTCH!! (Pics Of NeNe BENDING OVER And BUSSIN' IT . . . YUCK)

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WHOOPS!!! Actress Eva Longoria Had A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION . . . One Of Her TIDDAYS Accidentally Popped Out!!

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Jennifer From BASKETBALL Wives Was Out TRYING To Look Cute . . . But Her Lips Are SO CRUSTY . . . It Looks Like She Just Ate A POWDER DONUT!!!

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ON BLASSSST!!! Top Blogger Claims That Kanye West Is GAY . . . And Dishes WHO His Boyfriend Is!! (Pics Of Yeezy SHIRTLESS With Dude)

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OH SH*T!!! Superhead Now Claims That She F*CKED DRAKE . . . While She Was PREGNANT With Lil Wayne's BABY!!!

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LMAOOOOOO!!! ESPN Analyst Jalen Rose Gets CALLED OUT . . . On NATIONAL TV . . . For Wearing A FAKE GUCCI SHIRT!!! (That Ish Looks REAL Fake)

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BAD GIRL BEY: Beyonce Is GOING WILD . . . She Now Has A BODY PIERCING . . . And It AIN'T HER EARS!!!

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SHOCK PICS!! Nicole Sherzinger Of The PUSSYCAT DOLLS Wears A See-Through Dress . . . And Her NIPS Are The Size Of Two FRISBEES!!!

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You Know SHAWTY LO . . .The Rapper Who Made That 'ALL MY BABYS MAMA' Reality Show . . . Well He Got ARRESTED For Child Support!!!

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LOL!! Elderly Rapper Ice T Is WORKING OUT LIKE CRAZY . . . Apparently He Is Going To 'CONFRONT' That Dude Who Said He SMASHED COCO!!!!

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WOOOOW!! Deelishis Gets On Stage At A Popular SKRIP CLUB . . . She Looks Good . . But WHO YA GOT . . . Dee Or The OTHER CHICKS!!!

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SHOCK PIC: Popular Chicago Preacher Posts Pic Of Him And His Granddaughter . . . Taking A BATH TOGETHER!!! (They're Going HAM On Twitter Over This)

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EXPLOSIVE REPORT: Popular 1990s Rapper Is Put On BLAST . . . For RAPING His Male Fans . . . IN THE BOOTY!!! (Shock Crime)

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EXTREME CAMELTOE!!! If Trina Wants To Be Able To HAVE CHILDREN SOMEDAY . . . She's Gonna Have To STOP Wearing HYSTERECTOMY PANTS Like This!!!

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CAUGHT ON THE ACT!!! We Got SEXTING Messages . . . From An NFL Baller . . . To A VERY POPULAR Twerking Model!! (D*CK PICS Plus Video INSIDE)

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MTO SUPER-DUPER WORLD EXCUSIVE: We Have PICS . . . And EVIDENCE Of Kim Kardashian GETTING DRUNK While Pregnant With Kanye's Baby!!! (OH HEEELLLL NO)

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CUTE OR RATCHET??? Popular Skripper Gets A Pair Of THONG PANNIES . . . TATTED ONTO HER . . . So That She Can NEVER BE NEKKID AGAIN!!

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Rapper Cam'Ron Was Spotted In The Club With His FIANCE . . . And He's GRABBING HER Booty Like He Was Squeezing FRESH FRUIT!!!

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Chris Brown THREATENS Rihanna Haters . . . Says If They Keep Calling HER A HOE . . . And He'll Go MADEA ON THEM!!!

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MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Chris Brown KO's Frank Ocean . . . Frank ALLEGEDLY Called Rihanna A 'HOE' . . . And Chris Put Him To SLEEP!!

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