Address: 221 Camp St.

Hotel bars have forever been magnets for douches and this CBD (Central Business District) boutique hotel lounge pulls in both NOLA's "elite" and traveling 'bags in droves. By disguising the room as a "mixology" lounge, Loa tries to signify that its clientele may have more cash than the average douche, but all of the designer knock-off Banana Republic duds and hair gel in the world can't give it the coolness factor it thinks it deserves. Platinum AMEX cards and skinny-fat chicks who are "in PR" make this one of the most loathsome places to down a $14 concoction shaken by a crew of cocktologists.