Year Introduced: 2010
Flavor Profile: Deep and rich, like the high-maintainance woman of your dreams.
Mouth Feel: Rough around the edges, with tender bits of cranberry and shards of white fudge as a saving grace.
Calories: 120 Calories, 5 grams of Fat (For 2 Cookies)
What It Says About You: You're a liar. Or, you have irregular bowel movements for which fiber heavy oatmeal cookies are the only cure. We admire your resolve to adhere to your sensible diet, and your honesty. Most people would just say they were in it for the (morsel-sized) cranberries. Also, you like stupid wordplay jokes, so you have some semblance of humanity.