Author: Henry Miller
Participants: Henry Miller
Worst Line(s): "I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania, I make your ovaries incandescent. Your Sylvester is a little jealous now? He feels something, does he? He feels the remnants of my big prick. I have set the shores a little wider, I have ironed out the wrinkles."

Bravado is one thing—and we all know Henry Miller has loads of that—but this passage suggests he might have radioactive sperm. Is that a superpower?