Author: Chuck Palahniuk
Participants: Victor Mancini, Tanya
Worst Line(s): "Tanya yanks again, and my dog triggers, the white soldiers gobbling against the bedroom wallpaper beside her face. She yanks again, and my dog's coughing dry and still coughing."

Necessary context: Tanya is yanking anal beads from Victor's behind. Maybe necessary context? Palahniuk calls Victor's dick his dog. You got it from there.