What's In It?: Vodka, triple sec, lime juice, cranberry juice
What It Tastes Like: An open invitation to glibly rebuff Sex and the City references.
Why You Should Order It: Fuck Carrie and all of her friends. You should drink this because it's delicious, and it's a easy way to aggresively consume vodka if you're not a martini man. Plus, it's in a martini glass. Point that out to the haters.