Contestant: Siobheal Nic Eochaidh
Pageant: Rose of Tralee 2011

If having spasms on a stage while grabbing your nonexistent penis and bopping your head violently constitutes hip-hop, then Eochaidh definitely had the routine down. The Irish beauty "danced" (a.k.a. flailed) to "Lose Your Mind" at the annual Rose of Tralee Festival. It's hard to watch. And harder to look away.

Free tip for Eochaidh: No one dances hip-hop in a tight-fitting evening gown.