Chain: McDonald's
Introduced: 2003

Bacon (or sausage) and eggs on maple syrup-infused pancake buns. Mom always said to eat a balanced breakfast, and there's nothing more balanced than an entire meal that fits in your hand. And does anybody really care about the calorie content? Seriously, if you're using pancakes to hold together your breakfast sandwich, you don't give a shit about calories. And we salute you.