Just like William Shakespeare did before her, Paris Hilton enriched the English language by giving it "nottie." This is where the similarities between Shakespeare and Paris Hilton end. For example, unlike Hilton, Shakespeare produced zero scintillating sex tapes, didn't release any good club singles, and never even had a BFF as close as Nicole Richie. In fact, he may not even have existed. #MANTI #TEO #CATFISH