This title better describes your Uncle Herb's mistakes on Thanksgiving night than a film about a magical car starring Lindsay Lohan. Still, don't let the bad title discourage you. If you're a fan of NASCAR and Lohan, this is a film guaranteed to give you a night you'll maybe once think of in a way that approximates satisfaction.

For the rest of the world, a little tip: Don't google "Lindsay Lohan Loaded." You will not get the results you were expecting.