It stands to reason that whoever thought it was a good idea to bring the singing Chipmunks of "Me, I want a hula hoop" fame back for a trilogy of films would also authorize calling something a "squeakquel."

We could delve into the plot a bit more deeply, discussing the rivalry between the Chipmunks and the Chipettes that plays out during the run up to a high school Battle of the Bands, but we don't want to make you any more angry than when we tell you that the film grossed $400 million at the box office.

And you're out there, with student loans and a fuck-up kid brother who can't stay in school—the Chipmunks really don't care about us.