What Your Son Will Say: Wait, how many different sized iPads did you have?
What We Say: Do you guys remember that SNL sketch where Will Ferrell answers the tiny cell phone? That's now our reality.

Rather than spending our money on new things, we're just spending cash on smaller version of things we already have. Can you imagine this with any other products? As in, this is my collection of slightly different sized mugs. And this is my set of three various-sized beds. Yes, I alternate which one I sleep on based on my mood.

There's at least one human being in the world who owns an iPad, iPhone, and an iPad mini. All of these devices are great because each almost has the utility of a computer. Yup, we're doomed.