Authors: Justin Taylor, Eva Talmadge

That's right, folks, you can now enjoy tattooed quotes from must-read authors Vonnegut, Plath, and Pynchon outside the confines of those awful OKCupid dates and the lower back of the hip barista you endlessly ogle at your local coffee shop. If trying to make out what is written on your favorite cute librarian or bookstore employee's sleeve through her blouse has become tiresome, you can now enjoy literary body art in the comfort of your own home.

Bonus: You don't have to talk to any of these people about the inspiration for their tattoos to be polite!