Celebrity: Gabriel Aubry

Eternally gorgeous Halle Berry was enjoying a relatively gossip-free relationship for once with her fiancé, French actor Olivier Martinez. That is, until her baby's daddy, Gabriel Aubry, showed up at the crib on Thanksgiving to stunt and otherwise act a fool over a custody issue.

The result was, Olivier beat that ass and made Aubry the butt of a holiday joke as pictures of his bruised face have been circulating the 'net since. Now that Gabriel initiated the former man vs. current man pissing contest and lost, we hope he can get it together for his daughter's sake and act like an adult next time he and Martinez cross paths. —Frazier Tharpe