The reigning Best Lunatic Alive. Carlos Estevez is out of his mind for sure, but unlike other actors who’ve suffered meltdowns—some of whom are on this list—Chuck has managed to not only stage a comeback (of sorts), but also profit off of the public downfall itself. We were all witnesses when he lost what was at the time the highest paid acting gig in television, and all of the cringe-worthy (but let’s face it, also kind of awesome) tiger blood talk that came after.

But Sheen had been battling substance abuse since the '90s, and before the goddesses and Brook Mueller, there was Kelly Preston, his fiancé that he accidentally shot in the arm not long before she broke off the engagement. Charlie is a habitual fuck-up, and yet somehow, continues to win, and make winning his de facto trademark at that.