Reindeer Games opens with a bank heist and a number of robbers dressed up as Santa. One of them is Ben Affleck, a nobody who just got out of jail, who gets to hook up with Charlize Theron. We're not sure what is so appealing about girls getting naughty for old Kris Kringle, but we hope it never stops.

This crime thriller is a traditional Christmas flick in our house, mostly because we get to see Charlize topless and in thigh highs. We just have to deal with shots of Ben Affleck's butt at the same time.