Real fast. You like explosions, right? What about assault rifles that also have chainsaws attached to the front of them? You do? Wonderful!

This Gears of War: Judgment trailer debuted during the Spike VGAs last weekend, and now it's here for you to enjoy in a more digestible form. Some people may accuse Microsoft of abusing the golden goose that is the Gears franchise, but if you had golden eggs dropped in your lap for the better part of a decade, would you quit?

We didn't think so. Whatever your feelings are about the series, I'm sure Judgement is going to do just fine in terms of sales. Gears of Wars: Judgement will drop in an already crowded March 2013. Watch the trailer and let us know what you think on Twitter.