When a Craigslist post begins, "I don't know if there's a way to say this that doesn't sound sketchy, awkward, condescending, or offensive because this idea is all of these things," you shouldn't be shocked by anything you read after. You were warned.

A group of D.C. friends put an ad on the site early this morning seeking virgins interested in being covered in (fake) blood for an apocalypse-themed End of the World Party.

The collective is only looking for serious inquiries, and is convinced that Craigslist is the best place to recruit people for the party because "Craigslist is full of freaks." Fake blood, real virgins and a sacrificial altar—who wouldn't be interested in that?

[via Craigslist]