Buying a woman a gift is like diffusing a bomb. It's a dangerous operation, even if you think you know what you're dealing with. Chances are, you don't.

Achieve peace on earth, and a satisfied girlfriend (sometimes they feel like the same thing) with our foolproof guide to buying your girlfriend the perfect gift for the holidays. 

Because we care about your safety, and want your Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus to be a happy one, consider it our gift to you.

By Shanté Cosme (@ShanteCosme)


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