Director: J.B. Rogers
Stars: Heather Graham, Chris Klein, Sally Field
Lame Love Song: "Everyone Can Fly," Gigolo Aunts
Love Conquers: Incest

Nothing says romance like incest—at least that is what this "comedy" would have you believe. For those not sufficiently put-off by the incest plot, there is plenty of masturbation, sexual predator, and necrophilia humor to shake your faith in humanity. The crowning achievement of the film is probably when the protagonist finds himself with his hand in a cow's rectum. Ahh, romance.