Director: Gary Marshall
Stars: Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack, Christopher Meloni, Donal Logue
Lame Love Song: "I Never Saw Blue LIke That," Shawn Colvin
Love Conquers: Commitment issues

There's nothing like a local news human interest story turned into a two-hour film. Though much strains the limits of credulity in this film, the thing that gets us most is that a national newspaper sends a columnist (Gere) to investigate a woman (Roberts) who has jilted guys at the alter three times—talk about a slow news day.

USA Today isn't exactly known for its trophy shelf of Pulitzers, but wasn't there an American Idol or The Voice recap article to run on the front page instead?