Director: Mark Helfrich
Stars: Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, Mackenzie Mowat, Dan Fogler
Lame Love Song: "I Want to Know What Love Is," Foreigner
Love Conquers: A "sexual good luck charm" jinx

Richard Roeper said this of Good Luck Chuck, the Dane Cook vehicle in which he plays a man who is saddled with a curse that every woman he has sex with will marry the next guy they date: "There is a scene in this movie where a penguin bites Dane Cook in the crotch. I'd like to find that penguin and buy it a drink." We think that about sums it up.