Director: George Marshall
Stars: Bob Hope, Elke Sommer, Phyllis Diller, Cesare Danova
Lame Love Song: n/a
Love Conquers: Adultery

A film about a man (Hope) who coaxes an actress-on-the-run (Sommer) to stay at his cabin to "protect her" and hide her from the rest of the world—if this film happens today, it is made for TV and premieres on Lifetime. Next time your grandfather crankily tries to tell you "they don't make movies like they used to," you can tell him you're OK with that.