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While the HBO Shop offers an ample assortment of memoriabilia celebrating Kenny F'ing Powers, they don't offer this foam finger, settling for a mere wall decal. You know what we say to that: "Your F**king Out!"

We had to seek greener pastures to find what we view as the key souvenir from the whirlwind experience of Powers' epic decline on Eastbound & Down. The only thing better would be a jet ski with some hillbilly babes picked up at the local watering hole, but if you aren't as cool as Kenny Powers (and let's face it, few of us are), this will just have to do.