Giant tortoises are not as common as you might think on an island filled with tigers, leopards and bears. Wait—actually, it makes perfect sense now.

Either way, we didn't get to test this one out, but we've heard you can strap C4 to a turtle's back and send it on its merry way as a slooooow remote bomb. We tried strapping C4 to a rabid dog instead, but that didn't end so well.