Customs agents at Vancouver International Airport say that a woman was caught trying to return to Canada after swallowing 51 condoms filled with heroin. The woman was detained on November 6 on suspicions of carrying drugs. A hospital x-ray revealed the drug-filled condoms.

Surgeons were able to remove the pellets, and say that the woman would have died had she not been apprehended. In other news, the woman was the third smuggler caught at the airport in three days. Someone's due for a promotion.

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[via The Huffington Post]