Assassin's Creed 3 may be one of the fastest selling sequels of all time, but that doesn't mean it doesn't get saddled with its fair share of marketing merch.

Even a  glowing review can't stop the marketing gods from allowing this to happen. The Assasin's Creed bathrobe. For when your love of gaming can't go a single moment without being advertised. Even if it is just to keep your junk dry.

Channel your inner Enzo or Connor by flossing! Complete with hood, those travel size mouthwashes are going down. And how much is this gorgeous piece of must have gear? The "Eagle Peak" robe is $77 from Fashionably Geek. Check it out and let us know what you think on Twitter.

[via Eagle Peak, Insert Coin]