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Julia Segal is another non-celebrity that catches checks making celebrities sound funny. On top of the book she wrote based on her Tumblr Animals With Casts, she also contributes to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. The New York-based writer mixes in self-loathing with genuinely funny takes on current events. And she's cute. So there's that.