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If you ever read the @DRAKE_THOUGHTS parody account, you understand why we have to include it's creator, Conor Tripler, on this list. Sure, we're not sure what he's talking about a third of the time, but most of it is pretty inspired, like when he @'d BurgerKing saying that the employee in the drive-through wouldn't serve him unless he referred to him as President Cheeseburger.