This person left your small town or tight-knit block to live in some hip, metropolitan neighborhood with other cool twenty-something artist types. Now they do avant-garde, gender-neutral theatre and play guitar barefoot. While you attempt communication, they'll be reading articles from their Twitter feed or Instagramming ironic pics of "local color" to share with their gluten-free vegan friends. You can see in their eyes that they're doing their best to hold back snarky comments while cataloguing the things they see for the writing of future blog posts or articles.