Police in Dallas, TX are searching for a trio of women who stole a $72.99 sex toy last week. The thieves allegedly jacked a 10 Function Love Rider from Condoms To Go last Wednesday. One of the women shoved it down her pants while an accomplice distracted employees. The device is best described as a "complete strap-on system" that sends "reverberating vibrations throughout the shaft that flexes with you."
Ride or die.
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[via The Smoking Gun]
