Address: 351 Moreland Ave. NE

Apparently, sprinkling seasoning on food qualifies Front Page News as a "Cajun/Creole" establishment. Never knew. The only thing authentic about Front Page News is the wall-to-wall douchery. You're guaranteed to find a Sublime cover band playing right next to a flock of obnoxious SEC football fans. And then someone will spill a drink on you.