Don't front, you know you want one of these.

Gift site Vat19 has created a 7-foot-long gummy python, known as the "Party Python," that weighs nearly 27 pounds and packs a stunning 36,000 calories.

It comes in two flavors: Red Cherry/Blue Raspberry and Blue Raspberry/Green Apple. Both cost $150.

Vat19 is currently sold out of the pythons, but you can sign up to receive notification when they're back in stock.

[via The Huffington Post]