Movie: A Sound of Thunder (2005)

When the wholly bland and uninteresting Edward Burns is your supposedly blockbuster-esque film's leading man, you should already know that's it's going to suck. Yet, somehow, director Peter Hyams talked some moronic studio heads into thinking a Burns-led adaptation of Ray Bradbury's adventurous time travel story "A Sound of Thunder" was a good idea. They even gave Hyams a reported $80 million to create the film's many dinosaurs.

The set's craft service table must have been covered with caviar, filet mignon, and bottles of Dom Pérignon, then, because none of that money went to A Sound of Thunder's visual effects team.