Starred: Bill English, Nick Kroll, Sam Huntington, Kaitlin Doubleday, Jeff Daniel Phillips, Stephanie Lemelin, Julie White

In the event that you did your best to erase this unfortunate memory, allow us to refresh: Thirsty executives at ABC did indeed try to spin a sitcom off of the recurring GEICO—yes, the car insurance company—Caveman commercials. The series, which presented Cro-Magnons as a minority race just trying to make it in America, begged the important question: If shit like this can get greenlit, who's to say we're not all still neanderthals?