Recent Crime: Campus robbery

Martin Luther King, Junior Drive runs north-south through the heart of Cleveland (king of hastily-made tourism videos), flanking the prestigious Case Western Reserve University. Homeless individuals can often be found at a park just a few blocks off the street. CRWU students who didn’t already know to avoid MLK Drive should've been convinced on a night in early September, when an armed robbery took place along one of its sidewalks at 9 p.m.

9 p.m.? If you're not safe when Bob Saget's on TV cooking dinner for three kids that aren't his, when will you be safe?