The 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of September 2012

Robbers who made it rain, hideous revenge, and lots of AC/DC.

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The world's outlook didn't improve much as the summer came to a close. September proved that drunk driving is still a huge problem, a new method of drinking will send you to the ER just as fast, and not even mental visits from a rock star can help save people from unacceptable behavior. There are just three months remaining in the last year on the Mayan calendar, so here's to hoping that the horrible things that have gone down in 2012 haven't doomed us all.

December 21st isn't that far away. As you anticipate the end, check out the 25 Most Ratchet News Stories of September 2012.

Written by Julian Kimble (@JRK316).

Four Times in 26 Hours

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Still Thuggin' at 82

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23. Whites Only Reunion

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Cocaine Godmother

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Revenge in Turkey

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Don't Let Non-Professionals Enlarge Your Penis

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The Hider in the House

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An Airport Heist for the Books

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Robbers Make It Rain

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Beaten with His Own Prosthetic Limb

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Assaulting a Duck

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Boiled for Four Days

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Her Father and Her Husband

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The Safe Return of His Donkey

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Gospel vs. Porn

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Hostage Situation Updates on Facebook

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Gangam-Style Guns

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There's a Facebook Riot Goin' On

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How'd That Eel Get There?

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Butt Chugging

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The Worst Subway Ride Ever

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Telepathic Rape

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Fox News Needs to Explain

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Sexting Your Address Book

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Criminally-Dope Hair Weaves

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