New "Assassin's Creed 3" Trailer Wants You to Polish Your Rope Darts

Our rope darts are still in the police evidence locker.

Nothing like having someone impressed with every little thing that you manage to accomplish in life.

The History Channel reject narrating this video sounds like he's very close to heavy breathing. He's almost as excited as we are about the game's release on October 30. Watch as he pants his way through Connor's arsenal. 

Watch the trailer and let us know what you think on Twitter.

[via joystiq]

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