Neighborhood: Bushwick, Brooklyn
Address: 161 Montrose Ave.
Website: n/a

New York Magazine refers to this spot as “decidedly mallard-themed.” Even worse than the phrase itself is its accuracy, as dozens of rubber ducks line the walls, and duck designs blot the curtains. It's precious, the same way your twice-removed aunt or her Urban Outfitters-shopping daughter is. Save her soul, and avoid at no cost.

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