Original Air Date: May 13, 1996
Director: Craig R. Baxley
Stars: Melissa Joan Hart, Daniel Baldwin, Jeremy Jordan
Lesson Learned: Hot former Nickelodeon stars take some serious turns for the worst.

Forget everything you thought you knew about Clarissa Darling (a.k.a. Melissa Joan Hart). When she's not explaining it all, the characteristically nice Nickelodeon star is manipulating dudes into killing her parents (an uncharacteristically sober Danny Baldwin, and Isabella Hoffman). Or, well, one in particular. Little does her pawn Nick (Jeremy Jordan) know that it's really all a plot to get them out of the way so she can go back to dating her football hero ex, Brad! Contain your excitement, please.