Original Air Date: November 18, 2006
Director: Brad Keller
Stars: Danica McKellar
Lesson Learned: Danica McKellar aged pret-ty damn well.

Oh, Winnie Cooper, you didn't have to do this. You really didn't. Per Lifetime, "Whether it's the murder of a bullying soccer coach, the poisoning of the judge of a bake-off, or the stalking of a little old lady down the road, Maddie is there to solve the crime!" Our question: Where the hell are her kids enrolled? And why haven't they moved?!