Original Air Date: April 28, 1996
Director: James A. Contner
Stars: Michele Greene, William R. Moses, Lynda Carter, Joe Penny
Lesson Learned: Stick to local anesthesia.

The title here tells you about half of what you need to know. The real question: Who (if not the Lord, or a happily-snipped husband) got Connie Loftis (Michele Greene) pregnant? Well, imagine Jennifer Aniston's character in Horrible Bosses wasn't Jennifer Aniston, but a creepy dude with a bad '80s comb-over. Yeahhhhh. Makes you think twice about opting for that anesthesia on your next dentist visit.